I just laughed so hard it hurt
“The Hungry Games”
haha… this is good. I am level 10 excited for the real movie though.
Happy International Women’s Day! haha
I normally hate these chain stories, but this is actually pretty funny..
“An atheist was walking through the woods.
‘What majestic trees!’
‘What powerful rivers!’
‘What beautiful animals!’
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.
He tripped & fell on the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant moment, the Atheist cried out:
‘Oh my God!’
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
‘You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don’t exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.’
‘Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?’
‘Am I to count you as a believer?’
The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: ‘It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?’
‘Very well’, said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
‘Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.”
If you haven’t seen the videos, they’re pretty worth your time…
ehhh , Sorry Stephen….
Awkward Christmas photo 1992. I’m on the right, then Santa, and my friend Mallory. haha. Not photoshopped.
hahahaha this is so me. hilarious
I’m sorry, this is hilarious
In the summer, my dogs LOVE hanging out on the back deck. When I came outside just now to check on them, I found Derby IN the patio chair, by himself, literally tanning. So human. So diva.
this is too good
The only kind of burger I want…
haha this was so me ages 13-17